Let's share either some personal experience with inexperienced users (come on, tech support people!) or jokes we found online and thought were worth sharing!Let me start:
Tech Support's guy favorite customer:
Tech Support: "May I ask what operating system you are running today?"
Customer: "A computer."
When the customer has no idea but doesn't want to give a wrong answer rightaway:
Tech Support: "Do you know what operating system you're on?"
Customer: "Hmmm...what would be a good answer?"
A classic one:
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, that's a hardware problem.
And another one:
Wikipedia: I know everything! Google: I have everything! Facebook: I know everybody! Internet: Without me you are nothing! Electricity: Keep talking bitches!
Do you ever go there?
Where's the best place to hide a body? Page two of Google.
The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI...
The kid is probably into programming today...
Kid: Daddy, how was I born?
Dad: Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.