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Re: IT Jokes and Overall PC Stupidity
« Reply #15 on: June 08, 2016, 11:02:36 am »
A client calls the hotline of his Internet Service Provider:

- I have a problem, Internet stopped working 2 days ago, neither me, my son or anyone else can access it now...

- I see, first off - do you know what's the Operating System of your PC?

- Of course I do! It's Facebook!
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Re: IT Jokes and Overall PC Stupidity
« Reply #16 on: June 09, 2016, 10:56:18 am »
At a computer store the staff is changing the prices of laptops from $5000 to $2000.
A man passing by, stops and asks:
- Whoa! Tell me, why are the laptops getting SO much cheaper?!
- Because the Summer Sale is over, of course!

 :D :D :D
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Re: IT Jokes and Overall PC Stupidity
« Reply #17 on: June 15, 2016, 11:19:53 am »
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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Re: IT Jokes and Overall PC Stupidity
« Reply #18 on: June 16, 2016, 01:32:43 pm »
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.

I saw it through my telescope last night...  ???
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Re: IT Jokes and Overall PC Stupidity
« Reply #19 on: June 21, 2016, 10:05:15 am »
What was Forrest Gump's email password?

"1forrest1"  :D
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Re: IT Jokes and Overall PC Stupidity
« Reply #20 on: June 29, 2016, 11:45:15 am »
Mom: What does IDK, LY, TTYL mean?

Son: I don't know, love you, talk to you later.

Mom: Okay then, I will ask your sister...
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Re: IT Jokes and Overall PC Stupidity
« Reply #21 on: July 01, 2016, 10:44:47 am »
Question: How many IT guys are needed to change a light-bulb?

Answer: We have a light-bulb over here, and it's working fine.
Can you tell me what kind of light-bulb you have over there?
... OK. There could be from 3 to 5 things wrong with it.
Have you tried turning it off and on again?

       

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Re: IT Jokes and Overall PC Stupidity
« Reply #22 on: July 04, 2016, 11:08:32 am »
The closest I’ve been to a diet this year is erasing food searches from my browser history...  :D
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Re: IT Jokes and Overall PC Stupidity
« Reply #23 on: July 07, 2016, 11:38:17 am »
Before LinkedIn, I didn’t know any strangers...  :o
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« Reply #24 on: July 12, 2016, 11:34:19 am »
Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea.
Many were on the beach and heard him to frantically cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood...
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Re: IT Jokes and Overall PC Stupidity
« Reply #25 on: August 01, 2016, 01:31:17 pm »
It is finally ready! Now all that's left is the installation! :D

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« Reply #26 on: August 09, 2016, 10:08:47 am »
The Wi-Fi went down during family dinner tonight.
One kid started talking and I didn't know who he was...
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Re: IT Jokes and Overall PC Stupidity
« Reply #27 on: August 11, 2016, 09:56:55 am »
When you find about the invasion of your privacy for the first time:


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« Reply #28 on: September 19, 2016, 11:23:59 am »
*Puts down phone* OH MY GOD I HAVE ANOTHER HAND!
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Re: IT Jokes and Overall PC Stupidity
« Reply #29 on: October 11, 2016, 10:52:54 am »
I stumbled upon this funny picture, so I am sharing it:

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